March 18, 2014

Who else deserves to die, and how can I help? :)

By therealdansavage

The news that Fred Phelps is dying brought so much joy to my heart that I’ve created a short list of other people who deserve to die.*

  • Republicans, with special circumstances for Sarah Palin and her evil spawn. I’m thinking wolves.
  • Christians. Crucifixion for sure.
  • Russians, especially Vladimir Putin. Bear baiting.
  • Conservative talk show hosts. Death by waterboarding.

Haters, all of them. If we’re ever going to have a world free of hate, we need to kill the haters. It’s the only way to achieve transhumanity.

* RealDanSavage reserves the right to change this list without prior notice (and looks forward to doing so). By reading this list, you agree to kill a few haters yourself.

About therealdansavage

I'm the Fake Real Dan Savage. Not to be confused with the Real Fake Dan Savage (who's the real real Dan Savage), the gay anti-bullying activist who likes to bully people who aren't gay or fake. View all posts by therealdansavage
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