Have yourself a very Anderson Cooper Christmas ™

In the true spirit of Christmas, with a creative vision inspired by Anderson Cooper, The Real DanSavage* is proud – proud, I tell you – to announce a new line of cunnilingus-themed 2014 Christmas cards for your mom.

"Have yourself a cunnilingus Christmas / It may be your last/ Next year we may all be living in the past / Have yourself a cunnilingus Christmas / Pop that champagne cork / Next year we may all be living in New York."

“Have yourself a cunnilingus Christmas / It may be your last/ Next year we may all be living in the past / Have yourself a cunnilingus Christmas / Pop that champagne cork / Next year we may all be living in New York.”

Merry Christmas Mom!

With an image from Paul Avril, this card invites your mom into the world of ‘galante literature’ for Christmas 2014.

* Oh, for the sake of all that is profane, will I ever be able to cease printing this disclaimer? “The Real Dan Savage” is the publisher of this blog, and doesn’t discuss his mother’s cunnilingus habits. The “real” real Dan Savage has nothing to do with this blog, but can be found on Twitter @FakeDanSavage.

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I'm the Fake Real Dan Savage. Not to be confused with the Real Fake Dan Savage (who's the real real Dan Savage), the gay anti-bullying activist who likes to bully people who aren't gay or fake. View all posts by therealdansavage

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